1. A camera or piece of camera equipment he longs to own - olympus e-420, this will replace his lost lil camera... which was taken from him by Asami's man (this is also lil)
2. Some thing or place he really wants to photograph (aside from Asami ^_~) - I was gonna pick out Mount Fuji but then, he did took some pictures of kids in that investigation file made on him so I think this will do too ^^
3. His favorite musical group or musician (with sample ^_^) - Utada Hikaru, I am imagining that she could be one of those celebrities that he might have photographed before...
and I got this for a sample: [http://youtube-dot-com/watch?v=I1xdtKNH
4. His favorite food, with recipe - japanese monaka ice cream, looks yummy... you can get more yummy-looking ice cream piccies from this webby..... http://japaneseicecream.blogspot.com/
Quoted from the blog: The outside crust of the Monaka is made of wafers the same as an ice cream cone and the
insides is plain vanilla ice cream. In the middle Monaka ice cream sandwich, there is a
layer of chocolate that's not too sweet.
5. Where he'd most like to go (or be willing to go) on a date with Asami - Tokyo Disneyland, I guess I have an affinity for mickey kekekekekeekeke
6. The actor who should play Akihito in a movie - Oguri Shun, I would imagine that he will suit Aki's genkiness quite well... and look, he also bleaches his hair! ^^
7. An outfit you'd like to see him dressed in - sexy maid costume or ears/tails/collar... I guess ears, tails, collar win out in the end.... and this is the only pic I could find for this....
8. His favorite animal - puppies and kittens... I believe Takaba likes cute things and... aren't they cute????
9. The animal Akihito thinks Asami most resembles - yea, this is the first image that comes to mind... and since I already seen this animal posted before.... gooooo panther-asami-sama!!!
10. Something he fervently believes in, a cause, a way of life, something central to his character - Takaba lives life as it is... but since he is/or was with Fei-fei... this was a gift from the man kekekekeke
Bonus: Pick words you associate with Akihito, starting with the letters of his name.
(This is a text answer).
For a change, I tried to get Japanese words so minna, bear with me ^^
A - Asami (can't think of something else ^^)
K - kawaii [cute/charming]
I - itai [painful]
H - hatarakimono [hard worker]
I - isogashii [busy]
T - tadashii [honest/truthful]
O - omoshiroi [interesting/amusing]
For the meantime, enjoy reading... (btw, timeline for this one was before the Shippuuden era... just so you know ^^)
KISSES (from The Kyuubi Collection)
The rising sun was greeted by a loud cheer that day. The news has spread quickly around the village of Konoha.
Uchiha Sasuke will be kissing the girls, if only they were willing, of course.
It's not like it was a sudden decision, Sasuke doesn't want to do things on an impulse. Truth to be told, he doesn't really want any form of kissing with anyone, at least not in a few more years (he is only thirteen after all); but that incident a few months back changed all that.
Which incident was it? Why, it's the time when Naruto has 'accidentally' kissed him on their first day as genins. Although there were no rampaging male hormones running amok that time, Sasuke still remembers that kiss quite well (as it was his first kiss). He thought that Naruto tasted like miso ramen. Could it be that kisses reflect something about the person whom you kissed, at least in their eating habits? Would he find that special someone whose kisses will leave him craving for more? He needed to find out soon or this will continue to bother him even during on his missions.
The girls have formed a long line, talking excitedly between themselves. But not all were amused by this development. Most of the boys have grouped together to witness this event. Lee was appalled to see Sakura standing first in line. Chouji consoled himself with some crackers when he saw that Ino was also there. Neji was mad to see his cousin Hanabi so early in the morning and was equally miffed at the sight of his older cousin Hinata (who was dragged along by her sister) in that roster. Shino was grumbling to his bugs while Kiba tried to restrain Akamaru when the dog wanted to join in. Shikamaru couldn't care less, preferring to laze about on the grass watching the clouds.
And Naruto? He was already busy with his daily exercise on the training grounds to worry about it. And although he heard the loud cheers a while back, his attention was wholly focused on his training and at the thought of kicking Sasuke's butt just in case they do fight in the future.
Back at the village, the kissing activity has already started beginning with Sakura.
"Too aggressive," Sasuke commented, then moved on to kiss Ino.
"Too rough," was his remark before moving on to the next girl in line.
Ten-ten's kiss was too bland.
Hanabi's was too cold.
Hinata's was too shy (she ran away even before Sasuke could kiss her).
He would have also commented on Tsunade-sama but restrained himself for fear of being thrown out of the village.
When midday rolled around, loud wails of despair could be heard throughout the village as Sasuke moved away from each and every girl that he kissed.
By this time, Naruto was walking back to the village to eat some ramen for lunch when he crossed paths with Sasuke. Sasuke have already kissed all the girls (or at least most of them, plus the Godaime, of course) but still he wasn't satisfied. He knows that he wanted something out from all those kisses but what it was he doesn't have a clue. And seeing Naruto has brought back the memory of their kiss (plus all the other kisses he just had) that he wanted to vent his frustration on the other boy.
Naruto barely avoided the fist thrown at him by Sasuke.
"What the hell? What's the matter with you, Sasuke?" he shouted.
"You! It's all your fault!" Sasuke said as he continued his attacks on Naruto.
"What have I done to you?" Naruto asked again. Not hearing any reply from Sasuke, he got mad and began to fight back in earnest. He found his chance to deliver a knockout punch on Sasuke but he tripped on a rock instead, sending both of them sprawling on the ground.
Sasuke was shocked to find Naruto on top of him with their lips bumping each other and would have gone berserk if not for the sweet taste of the other boy's mouth. This kiss is different this time and he finds that this kiss left him wanting for more that he couldn't help but lick the other boy's lips one more time.
"Umm, Naruto," Sasuke began, feeling a blush rising on his cheeks. "Your lips tasted sweet today."
"Oh that," said Naruto. "It's because I was eating this. Go ahead, try and taste some of these little chocolates called Kisses."
- Mood:
sleepy
1. his favorite weapon - since i believe that his legs is his greatest asset, they deserve the best care in the world.... his footwear ^^
2. favorite cheongsam - it really is so hard to find a good cheongsam pic... but i found this one aptly named as 'hidden dragon long gown' which will totally fit fei-fei ^^
3. something he likes to order when he goes out to eat - since it is also hard to find a good food piccie, i've scanned our own recipe book ^^ this is the stir-fry vermicelli and some dessert (which i found in the web) for fei-fei's dinner....
4. his favorite liquor - ah yes, bourbon is quite memorable for fei-long, just don't know if this will be a good memory for him ^^
5. the book he's currently reading - i don't know why but this book comes to mind........ it's the art of war.... yes, he also have an old wooden copy of this book kekekekeke
6. current favorite piece of music - guess this is the english influence on me personally, but imagine fei-fei hearing this music and reading the book makes my skin crawl..........
sorry, this will just be a link to the page.... [Greensleeves]
7. his/Tao's favorite comb for his hair - something wooden, something japanese, kinda old.... i think this was found beside him oh, about seven or eight years ago *runs*
8. a movie star he secretly thinks is attractive - i was looking for a female movie star, but this man is the only one that comes to mind.... note: this is jet li in his earlier hong kong movies (once upon in china series). apparently, he could be fei-fei's icon for his cool sleek looks *coughlongbraidedhairandcheongsamcough*
9. where he loves going for a vacation - one word...... TAO *runs far away*
10. and a naughty one, a sex toy he's always fantasized about trying - dang! someone beat me to aneros.... well, this one with the song i have in mind will really make my skin crawl kekekekekeke
hope you have fun looking at them piccies, just tip me when you see fei-long's men loitering about... *hides*
- Location:somewhere in manila
- Mood: sleepy
In time for Ayano Yamane-sensei's birthday... here is a special drabble I errr, drabbled for all of you ^^
Title: THREE WISHES
Disclaimer: Viewfinder characters are the product of the wonderful Ayano Yamane-sensei... only the lil drabble-ficcie is mine.
Pairing: I wish there were... but Asami, Akihito and Fei-Long are in it.
I wish you are here.
It's obvious to Asami that Takaba is not in Fei-Long's hands anymore. He got that message after receiving those icy glares from the younger man. If only he weren't so worried about Takaba then Fei-Long would have already gotten his just desserts. But that could come later, he should concentrate on finding his Akihito right now. His Akihito. Again, he don't know where all of these mushy thoughts are coming from. He must be mellowing down in his age. Yeah, right.
I wish he is safe.
Fei-Long realized that Akihito was not able to reach Asami, the man standing before him.The cold steel of Asami's gun on his head was what hinted him to it. This angered him, as it showed that there were other enemies besides Asami who have infiltrated his group. But who was it? And why did they took Akihito? Every one of his men knew that the boy was only a prisoner to Fei-Long. Nobody knows about what was to be exchanged today except for him and Asami, he didn't even told his men why Akihito was to be given back to his enemy. It galls him to work together with Asami but he believes that Akihito should be brought back. And alive.
I wish I was free.
Takaba believes that the man who took him was not an underling of either Asami or Fei-Long. The furtive way he looks around and his foreign language (which didn't sound Japanese or Chinese at all) when talking on his mobile have given him a clue. The man tried to look calm and collected but Akihito still noticed some beads of perspiration on his forehead, a sure indication of his nervousness. And who wouldn't be? Even he, who knew both Asami and Fei-Long, knows how terrible both men could be when crossed. He felt that the man taking him is nearing his target meeting place as his pace have quickened and didn't seem to care if others could him approaching. Even he could now see the figures in front of him, clad in their black suits, with a blond-haired man standing amongst them.
"Ah, I thought that I could get away from here without you knowing it. Now don't move, both of you."
Takaba couldn't quite understand what was being said here. All that he knows is that Asami and Fei-Long are there, he is once again being held captive by someone and is tried to be taken away. He knows that this has got to stop and if both men are not doing anything then he should be the one to pull himself free. But he will need some distraction.
"You will not take Takaba away with you."
"Oh yes, I will. You know, I would be happy if the both of you killed each other off, but since you were not able to do that, then..."
Takaba felt that this is the right time to get away, when the man is more focused on the two men before him than with his captive. But he noticed that the gun that was pointed at him a while ago is now moving straight ahead, right straight to....
"No!!!"
"You!"
"Takaba!!!"
- Mood: sleepy
- Music:so quiet, only the swishing of the fan could be heard
Author's Note: Did you know what day it is? Why it’s Sasuke’s birthday!!! And for our fave emo boy-king, I would like to gift him with a new fanficcie (plus, this is my belated birthday gift to everyone). Hope you all enjoy reading this one. Don't be shy to review and comment, folks!
Disclaimer: You know the drill, only this fanficcie is mine and Naruto belongs to the great Masashi Kishimoto-sensei!!!
RING!
“Wha- what the hell was that?” asked a yellow-haired boy who was quite busy jumping from tree to tree.
“That, I think is coming from you, Naruto,” said a white-haired jounin who was leading two groups of shinobis that comes from the
“Oh? Ah, that’s right. It’s my new mobile phone,” said Naruto, who finally recognized the tone that he picked for his new handy phone.
“Okay, let’s take a break!” Kakashi advised to the two teams who are on this mission to find Sasuke.
“Oi Naruto, what in the code’s name ‘retrieve Sasuke secret mission’ do you not understand? And why are you carrying such an encumbrance with you?” Kakashi asked Naruto, who was once under his wing and guidance. He didn’t know if him being not in command of team 7 anymore has anything to do with this boy’s latest antics.
“But, but, Kakashi-sensei, this phone is really handy and it might be useful to us in our mission right now. Look, isn’t it cool to have a phone with you anywhere you go?”
“And how would you use that when its batteries ran out?” Sakura asked Naruto, who wanted to pacify the growing anger she could see in their former team head.
“Well, I do have some batteries along with me. See,” declared Naruto, proudly showing some fist-sized batteries that was in his backpack.
Kakashi sighed.
“Alright, that’s enough. Just remove that loud ring from your phone or you will announce our presence to all enemies nearby.”
“Ah well, frankly I don’t really know how to remove this loud tone from my phone, eh?” said Naruto, this time surprising everyone into dumbfoundedness.
“Why you! Pass it here,” said Sakura, who checked the phone’s menu and finally managed to put the phone into silent mode. “Here, that should do it. Now, I’ve put it on vibrate so you will know when someone is calling you, understand?”
“Wow! Thanks, Sakura-chan. You are such an angel.”
Kakashi then advised to everyone, “we should stay here for now since it’s already night time. We will continue our search tomorrow so get some sleep, minna.”
“Ahh, Sasuke, don’t touch there. That tickles.”
“Hey, Naruto, wake up,” whispered Sakura, promptly waking the golden-haired boy from his sleep.
“Eh? Err Sakura, did I say something while I was asleep?”
“I don’t know. You were mumbling and giggling in your sleep though,” said the pink-haired girl, turning back from Naruto to go back to sleep.
Naruto was blushing upon hearing what Sakura had said. Thankfully, he was not loud enough in his sleep.
‘Dang!’ thought Naruto. ‘I wondered why I was suddenly dreaming about Sasuke, and on a mission nonetheless. Could it be because we are now looking for him that I was thinking of him again?’
BZZZ!
A vibration behind his butt interrupted his thoughts.
“Whoa!”
Naruto clamped a hand on his mouth to stop his voice from echoing out loud. He pulled out his mobile phone from the beltbag behind him.
“Moshi! Moshi!” he whispered.
“Ah, Usuratonkachi. Are you really awake now?” asked a smooth voice from the other end, reminding Naruto of his long-lost team member.
“Sa- Sasuke! Why are you calling me and how did you know my number?” Naruto whispered into the mobile phone, lest he be heard by the others who were sleeping nearby.
“Nothing, I just want to hear your voice, dobe. It’s been so long.”
“ Well, I didn’t missed you!” said Naruto, glad to be able to hear the other boy’s voice again but still miffed at having failed to get him back twice before.
“Oh, you sounded angry? Are you really mad at me for interrupting your beauty sleep or were you doing something naughty again?”
“Never mind that,” said Naruto, distracting Sasuke away from the reason for his blushing cheeks, “You just wait, we will be coming to rescue you again. Even if it means I have to break every bone inside my body.”
Sasuke sighed. Some things just never change, he thought.
“Fine. I will be waiting for you all and remember not to put your vibrating phone behind your butt or you will have erotic dreams of me again. Fufufufufufu.”
Click! The connection went dead.
“What! How the hell did he know that?”
- Location:Philippines
- Mood:
artistic - Music:Aluto - Path to You All
I will miss shota tho *sigh* Does it mean that Japanese shota mangas will not see American shores??? Also, I will not be posting my fanfictions in here in case LJ decides to read fanfiction and delete/suspend user accounts because of fanfiction's illegal contents..... tsk tsk where did freedom of speech and expression went?
I support all my manga-related communities, I hope we all survive this onslaught, folks!
- Mood: disappointed
I will miss shota tho *sigh* Does it mean that Japanese shota mangas will not see American shores??? Also, I will not be posting my fanfictions in here in case LJ decides to read fanfiction and delete/suspend user accounts because of fanfiction's illegal contents..... tsk tsk where did freedom of speech and expression went?
I support all my manga-related communities, I hope we all survive this onslaught, folks!
- Mood: disappointed
This was supposed to be my Valentine’s treat to everyone but it’s now Easter… hope you still enjoy this one though.
Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine, it’s from the great Kishimoto-sensei… and this ficcie is based (no, not a crossover) on Yamane Ayano’s Viewfinder series… not mine either, I do own all copies of the series though ^^
Pairing: SasuxNaru, who else?
Rating: some smutty parts... errr, I mean more…
Author's Note: Calling on ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
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NARUTOFINDAA Who’s My Loveprize Where?
Part 1
CLICK!
“Perfect,” said a young man who was trying to hide behind the crates in his bright orange jumpsuit. After satisfying himself to some photos, he stealthily walked away from the place.
“Asasuke-sama, there have been reports that a kid have been skulking around the clubs.”
“Haven’t gotten himself inside yet?”
“What? Oh, err, I’m sure he wouldn’t get past our security. Here.”
Pictures were scattered across the table. The face of a blond boy in his orange jumpsuit and holding a camera peeped out from each frame.
“His name is Takaba Anaruto and he usually hangs out with that pervert Sannin, Jiraiya.”
Asasuke holds up a picture of Anaruto in his wild “ring-on-face-trying-to-look-scary-but-c
“And you say he hides well? Never mind that, he needs to be taught a lesson.”
BLAG!
“Wha- what are you doing?! I haven’t done anything to you guys!”
“Takaba Anaruto?”
‘Woah! He looks hot!’ Anaruto thought upong seeing Asasuke in his body-fitting black suit, walking as cool as you please, with a strawberry pocky in his mouth.
A pocky?
“Yeah, who wants to know?”
“Takaba Anaruto? You had been a very bad boy lately. My men told me you have been checking out my clubs and taking pictures.”
A hot bod and cool voice? Damn! Even *** (edited in case of copyright issues) never had it so good. But enough of that, I’m not here to drool on someone, better get back to business.
“What pictures? Well, you don’t have to worry about that ‘coz it didn’t turn out well in the first place.”
“Oh? So you did take some shots, eh? Now, why don’t you tell me who you’re working for?”
Grrr. I would just love to smack that smirk off that guy’s face. Who does he think he is?!
“Like hell I’d tell you anything.”
UGH!
I wasn’t prepared for that punch. Man, that hurts! Damn those chunks of muscles with him. I definitely needed to escape.
“You better mind your manners. You should show some respect when talking to boss.”
“Like I really care about that.”
And with that, I kicked one of the men holding me right in the groin, yanked out my arm from the other captor’s grasp, and bolted away from them. I wasn’t really thinking where I was running to and suddenly found myself atop one of the Hokage’s head. The third, I believe. What have I gotten myself into?
Asasuke was just seconds behind his man when they cornered Anaruto atop the building.
“Just give it up, kid. There’s nowhere to run.”
“I know, but I’m not that stupid to be caught by some old guys who doesn’t do anything but bully people.”
Anaruto suddenly jumped down from the building. Asasuke could hear the horrified screams of the people downstairs as he peeked below, curious to see what happened to the kid.
Deep inside, he was not really surprised to see Anaruto still alive though, hanging so nimbly at the edge of the Third Hokage’s nose. What surprised him was the boy’s cheekiness, looking back at him with that smug face of his as if telling him that he is so hard for them to catch.
“Ha ha ha. Did you see him,” he asked his bodyguard.
“Err, yes sir. That kid sure has guts.”
“That usuratonkachi.”
“I’m telling you! My little pinkie got hurt when I jumped down the Third’s nose!”
Damn! This ojiisan, with his wild white hair, is so hard to talk to. Didn’t even believed the story of me being chased and attacked by those men. And that sex-, errr, I mean that guy…
“And do you know who that man could possibly be, ero-Sannin?”
“Well, that could be Asasuke. He owns that club that you’re sniffing out last week,” said the white-haired man to Anaruto, unknowingly rousing up the kid’s interest.
“Asasuke? I believe I’ve heard that name before. Isn’t that the guy who is stirring up the Anbu’s nest?”
“Oh-oh. You better not get any weird ideas, kid.”
“What have I said?”
I said that innocently, but for anyone who knows me, they would probably noticed by now the rising excitement in my voice. This pervert person knows me quite well though.
“I know you. You have that sparkle in your eyes whenever you found something that interests you. Arrogant bastard, is he?”
“Oh, yeah.”
“Wanna whip his ass, eh?”
“Definitely.”
“See what I mean? All I’m saying is you better not embroil yourself in his affairs. He is on a different level than you are. I’ve even heard that he is part of the drug route here in Konoha. Did you know that the investigation on his clubs was stopped? Apparently upon orders from the top. Yeah, I can say that he is one troublesome guy.”
“So, what have I to fear from him? A sempai once told me that you would never succeed in this business if you just do the same things as everyone else.”
The white-haired sannin sighed deeply.
“Why does the Godaime always let me babysit this problem child? Why?”
Meanwhile, at the penthouse of a luxury hotel, Asasuke lies leisurely on his bed while listening to the reports of his secretary on the phone.
“It appears that some other group is trying to penetrate our dealings in Konoha. And about that kid, it seems that he is a friend of that legendary sannin, Jiraiya. We believe that he did not leak any information to the Anbu.”
“Okay, I will take care of the rest.”
Asasuke turned thoughtful upon hearing about Anaruto again. It seems that the kid has made an impact on him upon their meeting.
“Hmmm, that cheeky brat, maybe I could play with him next time. Oh, the endless possibilities, fu fu fu fu.”
The next night, I suddenly found myself hiding behind large crates on the docks. That old pervert Jiraiya told me that there would be some cargo landing here tonight. Getting this scoop would be a big boost to my career. Some noises in the distance alerted me to coming company, but I was a bit surprised to see a lonesome figure walking near me. Now who the hell is this guy? I trained my camera on him and was surprised to see him looking back at me.
“A-sasuke?”
(to be continued)
- Mood:
distressed
INTERLUDE
“In memory of that infamous reunion scene.” And if you don’t know what I’m talking about, then you’re not a true-blooded SasuxNaru lover ^^.
“Sasuke.”
“So you are also with them, Naruto.”
I could not believe it! After all this time, after the long hours I spent practicing my ninja skills and all the countless missions I took to look for him. All I get is that lousy and drab greeting???
“I don’t believe you! You don’t need Orochimaru’s power! We are taking you home with us!”
“You’re taking me with you, eh?”
Sasuke whispered in my ear. He moved so fast that he was beside me in a second. All of us were rooted on our place.
With one hand holding me where I was, the other drew out the long sword that was sheathed behind his back, ready to strike.
CLANG!
Sai have blocked Sasuke’s sword, breaking my temporary lapse, and prompting me to jump away from Sasuke when…
BOOM!
I guess I was knocked unconscious for a while by that explosion. When I came to, the day has given to a dark, moonlit night; the blast had created a large fire in the distance; and I am in Sasuke’s arms, both of our clothes in tatters due to that fire.
“Damn you, Sasuke! You trying to kill us back there!?”
“That’s just for show, my dear, just for show. Now hush and let us enjoy our brief, romantic interlude.”
Afterthoughts: I got the idea for that ideal SasuxNaru reunion from a scene in a Batman comic that I have... you know, him and catwoman (or Selina Kyle) with a full moon and fire raging behind them ^^ Yeah, I know it sounds a bit sugary, but I just can't help it... wub them to bits, ne? Oh yeah, reactions are welcome... *hides from possible tomatoes*
- Mood:
geeky
so for now, enjoy! (errr, i'll just link the album site here so you can view them all in one go ^^)
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- Mood:
awake - Music:Goong - Dancing Teddy
(an Asami Birthday Drabble)
"It's time."
That's the words spoken by the man I have placed to spy on Fei Long. After all these months of waiting, the time to take back what's mine has come.
Sitting quietly in the back seat of a plateless black limousine, Asami thought of the dangers awaiting Takaba... his Takaba. Yes, now he could tell to himself that the boy is his. And no one else's. No one has the right to touch his... so he is not his property, or his thing, but by God, Takaba Akihito is his. Definitely.
"It's time."
Those were the words spoken by the man who have taken me away from my country and brought me in a strange land. Everytime I think back on that day, my sympathy with Fei Long instantly vanishes, that bastard!
Lying patiently on Fei Long's bed, counting the time that the man would put down his guard for even just a moment, and his chance for escape will once again be at hand. Just as soon as Fei Long walked out of the room to take care of his business, Takaba Akihito knew that this is the moment he is waiting for.
"It's time... to see Akihito once again."
"It's time... to run back to Asami once again."
Takaba Akihito was running fast upon the streets of Hong Kong, away from Fei Long's house, away from Fei Long's reach. He smelled the air like a man who has been locked inside a cell for a very long time. He took his time to feel the warmth of the setting sun on his skin, and look around the place which was 'home' for these past few weeks. Happiness was etched upon his face as he glide accross the pavement, and chanced to look upon a man who was sitting inside a black car, familiar eyes that caught his surprised gaze.
Asami.
- Location:Hong Kong (nya! i wish!)
- Mood: dorky
COMEBACK
From the Kyuubi Collection
A SasuxNaru special from a Kyuubi’s point of view… again…
“Just a little more time until I see you again… Sasuke.”
Oh, geez! This kid just doesn’t learn. And after all that time when I don’t fear going to sleep because I won’t be poked at constantly by raging hormones. Growing up inside the boy with a persistent peepee always beside me is not very good. Could actually be an impediment to the Uzumaki line, seeing that the seedlings aren’t being put to good use, for obvious reasons.
“Your relationship with Sasuke, I want to know all about it.”
Right, egg him on, why don’t you. I almost blew him up, this Sai kid when I first saw him. Thought it was that Sasuke parading in disguise. But the way he talks have dispelled all of my doubts that this was him. Always want to talk about peepees that I almost screamed with the blond boy just to make him stop. People are so stupid it makes me want to burn them all to dust.
“Haven’t you learned yet to be careful of your surroundings, Usuratonkachi?”
“Sa-sasuke, wha- Ugh”
Hmp, and after all those warnings from the Ero-Sennin about people who wanted me for their own use, you would think that he should be alert to all kinds of danger by now. But no, he even got excited just hearing that pervy boy’s voice again. Got to find a way so that the past won’t happen again (and you go read my previous account of these two to know what I’m talking about).
“Usuratonkachi. Hey, wake up.”
“Unnn, that you, Sasuke?”
“Of course it’s me. Who else? Now get up and feed the kids.”
“The kids?”
“Mommy! Mommy! We wanna have breakfast already!”
“Waaaaaaaah! The little Sasuke’s are back!”
Five little Sasukes come jumping on the bed.
“Mommy, little Naruto is being bad again.”
“What?”
“Come back here, you. I’m gonna blast you all!”
A little Naruto look-a-like comes barging into the room and blasted all the occupants in bed with katon-no-jutsu.
“Nooooo! I don’t want that!!!”
“What? What the hell are you talking about, you dobe?”
“I hate you, Sasuke! I’ll totally kick your butt!”
Ahhh, yes. Just a little mind-fuck to make your wishes come true. Now I can go back and relax again, without fear of having any peepee attack me. You can call me the comeback kyuubi.
- Mood:
amused
Warnings: some OOCs, fluff and smut.
Disclaimer: standard disclaimers apply, like KKM is NOT mine, etc. etc.
Pairing: ConxYuu
Author's Note: A special Valentine offering. Supposed to be posted during valentines but somehow I wasn’t able to finish it on time. But here it is, hope you like it… go ConxYuu!
I SANG AT YOUR WEDDING
Love me tender,
Love me sweet,
Never let me go.
You have made my life complete,
And I love you so.
How long has it been since I first met you? Ah, but you wouldn’t know anything about it. Yes, you were still a little babe that was soaking in the sunshine, your smile charming me even way back then. And when I held you close to me, I knew even then as I knew now, that you are special to me and that I will do everything to keep that smile on your face.
Love me tender,
Love me true,
All my dreams fulfilled.
For my darlin’ I love you,
And I always will.
I was so happy when I heard that you will be coming here. In Shinmakoku. And then, when I finally saw you on Maou soil, I vowed silently that my faith and loyalty will forever be in your hands. And I will oppose everyone; my friends, comrades, and yes, even my family if they will ever doubt in you.
Love me tender,
Love me long,
Take me to your heart.
For it’s there that I belong,
And we’ll never part.
But I haven’t been a very good subject, am I? Giving you courage then turning my back on you, promising loyalty then suddenly betraying you, and making you smile then washing that all away with your tears. And for all of that, I am truly sorry. Just the thought of betraying you hurts me more than you could ever know. It’s a pain in my heart that will never go away, a constant reminder of the darkness that I have once embraced.
Love me tender,
Love me dear,
Tell me you are mine.
I’ll be yours through all the years,
Till the end of time.
And now, as I watch you walk down that path, it makes me grateful for being a part of your life. You have grown up to be a nice young man, a man fitting to be our king. As I look upon the multitude of faces looking towards you, I feel that could understand them quite well. You have brought sunshine in our lives, just as I prayed in one summer afternoon long ago.
(when at last my dreams come true
Darling this I know
Happiness will follow you
Everywhere you go).
“Ah, who in world would ever think of singing at their own wedding?”
“Wolfram, stop that-“
“I was just telling the truth, bro- he should not sing at his own wedding!”
“Just admit that you are jealous of Conrad snatching your ‘bride’ away.”
“Shut up, you!”
Afterwords: Hope you liked that... this was supposed to go up last Valentines day, but I didn't get to finish it on time. Oh well, this will be my Valentines/White day offer to you all... just note down your comments and... violent reactions? kekekeke
- Mood: calm
Haven't posted in a looooong time... I hope I do this one right, just for you SasuxNaru (and not quite SasuxNaru) fans! Come to think of it, it's the first time I upload some pics too, now go and read my new Parosong (parody song kekekekeke)...
Disclaimer: Naruto manga/anime is not mine, song 'So It's You' is not mine, I'm just here to share the beauty of the song and SasuxNaru love to all.
p.s. This part is only half of the whole song... I'll post the other half once I finish it... Just holler for any comments, suggestions, violent reactions (?)
- Mood: awake
- Music:Love Me Tender by Conrado-sama (i wish *cries*)
- Mood: anxious
- Mood: anxious
- Music:Mig Ayesa - Baby I Love Your Way
Just posting my naruto mpreg ficcie (which ive written down a long time ago and remembered when sasuxnaru posies talked about mpreg ficcies)
CONSCIENCE
from The Kyuubi Collection
A SasuxNaru special
"Oi, Dobe! Let's do it one more time."
"What? B-but I'm tired and sleepy now! N-n-nooo... Don't touch there... Ah... Ahh... Ow, my butt is still aching. No, no, no, not that kind of ache! Aah... Ahh... You're such an animal... Sasuke... more..."
For all his grumbling and complaining, the littly guy is so ecchi in bed. Ahh, there goes my beauty sleep. And that Uchiha kid doesn't stop at two. No sir, he'll try to get as much smex as he can until the roosters cackle in the morning, leaving both the kid and I very sleepy.
I would so love to fry that Uchiha boy's p**** (kyuubi's foul language censored) but my 'keeper' might get angry and do some stupid or unfathomable thing, like maybe drown himself in his ofuro or something.
Lack of sleep makes me very grumpy lately that I really want to burn a village or two. Their nightly coupling has got to stop! I wasn't meant to be housed inside a kid just to be poked at by Sasuke junior every night.
Hmmm, Sasuke junior, now that has given me a great idea.
'Oi, wake up, boy!'
"Wha-? Who is there?"
'Who else? It's me. Hurry and wake up!'
"Huh? Where am I? Is this...?"
'Yes. It's me again.'
"Oh! It's you, demon fox! Why am I here? Waaah! What has happened to my belly?"
'Don't you remember? You are pregnant.'
Hah! That would show him.
"I am not! How is that possible?"
'Maybe you've had too much sex lately?'
"No way! It's impossible! I am just dreaming! Tell me I am just dreaming."
'What do you think? I must say that being pregnant becomes you though.'
"This is not happening! It's not true! Ow ow ow! I think I am getting some cramps! You, help me!"
'Oh, you look like you're in labor. That must hurt.'
"Noooo!"
This is so much fun.
"Haaa, it was all just a dream."
'Is it really?'
"De-demon fox! Where are you? Show yourself, you!"
"Mommy, I want some milk!"
"Waaah! Mommy, Sasuke-two pulled my hair!"
"But Sasuke-one broke my toy first!"
"I wanna sleep now, mommy!"
"Waaah! Who are you guys? Where the hell did you all come from? I am not your mommy! What? All of you look like little Sasukes!"
"Mommy! Mommy!" (the little 'Sasukes' said in chorus)
"Noooo! This dream is worse than the last one!"
"What is happening to you, Usuratonkachi? Hey, wake up!"
"Sa-sasuke! No! Get away from me! I don't want to get pregnant! No waaaaay!"
"Wha- what are you saying? Oi, get back here!"
Ah, peaceful nights are here again.
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